Shit My Coworkers Say
One time we were out at Buffalo Wild Wings and my friend bit into one of his boneless wings and accidentally dropped the rest into his cup of ranch dressing and as it sank in, he screamed out “ARTAX, NOOO!”
So all my old Jing screencaps were lost to my older laptop, and I decided to start capturing some again so I had reference.
I had the english dub on so I could avoid subtiles but very quickly muted because good GOD I forgotten how much I despise the English language version. I just don’t understand how the Japanese version that got the voices SO RIGHT (this is from someone who read the manga prior) to something just so…that. Jing sounds far too old, most of the other characters are just odd (and not in the JING cannon kind of odd) and don’t even get me STARTED on Kir…it was like someone trying to be Gilbert Gottfried and…not…doing…so good…)
Probably doesn’t help that Kir is my fave character AND is voiced by the amazing Ryusei Nakao - Also known for playing Freeza, Caesar Clown and even Ghirahim in Skyward Sword (Eee!).
But yeah…rant about English dubbing asides…here’s some Jing caps from Episode 9. As it was anime-only, it had an actual plot rather than ‘wtf kinda acid trip did I just watch/read?’ compared to the others! XD
BOLDED FOR THE FUCKING TRUTH i love (!!!) the Jing manga but holy fucking shit its been at least six years since the final volume of Twilight Tales came out and I still couldnt tell you what happened in that goddamn book. i mean i loved it but i didnt get it at all
Like for real, you should just play this game to witness their cuteness. They are all the most fucking precious group of people youve ever encountered. The way they all talk to each other and tease each other and give each other shit but also look out for one another throughout the entire course of the game. Balthier thinks Vaan’s a little shit but he obviously has affection for him and Basch treats the kids like siblings and him and Balthier have to deal with how ridiculous they are together and Fran is like the aloof oldest sister who thinks theyre all annoying but super precious so shes always keeping an eye out for them and ashe doesnt even know how to handle how fucking adorable they all are and for real i dont blame her anD JUST GOD THEYRE SO CUTE LOOK AT THEM
STUPID ADORABLE LITTLE BABS I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH WEH WEH WEH
I LOVE YOU, YOU DING DONG.
i dont exist so you can find me attractive and acceptable
dont like this new robin at all. prett y sure oda losing his mind from sickness or something. sigh. however ia m looking forward to Doflamingo killing them all
oh my god. oh my god. not only is trafalgar law a hot tired-eyed dude with nice tats but he LITERALLY HAS THE POWER OF GURO. he can create a sphere where he chops people up and they’re still alive in pieces. oh my god. oh my god. he is The Perfect Husband
i warned u august-chan i warned u about that spooky surgeon
I’M ACTUALLY SWEATING. I AM SWEATING AND BLUSHING. GOD BLESS AMERICA
remember when one piece was a cute story about stupid kids wanting to be adventurous
well its still that just with more upsetting mood swings
THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS IS THAT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO SONY PATENTED THE AUTHORIZING OF GAMES SO THEY COULDN’T BE SHARED, HOW THE XBOX ONE IS YOU KNOW, AND THEN THEY FUCKING SOLD IT TO MICROSOFT FOR A HUGE PROFIT OH MY GOD
“And here’s your complimentary Trojan Horse.”